Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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