Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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