Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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