Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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