So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
