1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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