I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I think my moral compass just broke
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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