Whod you bang
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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