The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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