plz talk dirty to me
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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