hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
