Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
