paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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