So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My dick has a subreddit
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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