we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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