Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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