Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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