you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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