It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Let's paint friendship bongs
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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