Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
This is classic penis vs brain.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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