Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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