There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
