My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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