White coat. Heels.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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