You really coming over, don't trick.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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