Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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