I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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