i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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