he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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