Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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