Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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