Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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