Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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