They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i think my cat just said my name.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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