Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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