I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i may or may not be watching the land before time
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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