I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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