this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I wish i was in the wii world.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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