I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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