But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Acid is not a monday night drug
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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