Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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