It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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