ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Will you blow on my dice?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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