i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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