why didn't you poke me back
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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