But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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