16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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