this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We need to get me chipped asap
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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