it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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