Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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