Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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