that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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