Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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