My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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