I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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