I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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