So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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